Whats’s up/Hey cutie/hottie/handsom,
I saw you on a match/dating site sometime last week,
i got some/sum goodpic/goodpix/naughtypic/dirtypix/freakypic 4/for you/ya..
message/sms/txt/text my num/numbr/# real quick/fast
its 1-208-621-5702/848~565~2757/+12089036473/702.847.0394/702~729~2770.
I’m/Im just a 23/24/25 year old gal/female.
Im/I’m looking to meet new guys/friends/people and maybe hookup.
message/txt/sms/text me if/when you/u get a min/chance/moment plz/please.
(for Dominic Hilton)
i) Your seat is empty this evening…
ii) Who, then, will eat the avocado?
A back-handed tribute to President William Henry Harrison.
—
For The Spectator
My Samsung Galaxy tablet (3)
just turned ‘KCMG’
into ‘KPMG’.
A trip to see all four surviving originals of the Magna Carta.
—
For The Spectator
Tell it like it is –
I went for my usual walk
– tell it like it was…
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* verbatim lines from ‘Judge, Jury and Executioner’ by Atoms For Peace
Have you read
Humorous Elements
in the Short Stories and Novels
of the Southern Writer
Eudora Welty
… in German?
Ja, Darling!
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* a (reverse) translation of Jonathan Williams’ ‘A Subtle Mississippian Riposte (for L.Z.)’ in Louis Zukofsky, or whoever someone else thought he was: a collection of responses to the work of Louis Zukofsky, ed. Harry Gilonis
A documentary about a documentary about the Holocaust – reviewed.
—
For The Spectator
This trick makes young women fuck you
(recovered 5:42pm, Thursday 29th January, 2015)
You can use this trick on a girl you know
right now – or you can use it on a completely
NEW woman to get her horny.
It doesn’t matter how old you are or what
you look like because this trick gets her
so soaking wet and turned on that she
doesn’t even CARE.
She just HAS to fuck you.
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