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Why my ex-wife and I didn’t have that much sex

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

She thought it was normal to be in bed at 10 o’clock. I thought it was normal to be in bed at 10 o’clock. Pretty soon, it turned out there were two 10 o’clocks.

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Brag

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Give me a phone and an e-mail account and I can get any woman into bed. Almost any woman. Any literate woman. With an above-average sense of humour. And a penchant for high-wire irony. Any woman I want.

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NB: to the ex

Thursday, December 8, 2011

You always had such a low opinion of my opinion of you.

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Unhappy endings

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

A. I’m not one of those women who goes crazy… down there. Q. i) Why? ….ii) Why not? ….iii) … How do you know?

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The wife’s take on narrative

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

“I thought I was going to sneeze. But I didn’t.”

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She invites me in for coffee

Monday, September 12, 2011

– Coffee? Or coffee? – Coffee. – Does either of those have inverted commas? – Yes… Does it matter which? – I guess not.

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Our little secret – 1

Monday, August 15, 2011

I love taking you to galleries and pretending I don’t ‘get’ the art (while looking at the pashmina girls over your shoulder).

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Troubles with women

Sunday, February 20, 2011

– M turned up at work today, and cried. – N miscarried, and didn’t.

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