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Portrait of a ‘lady’ – Constance Markievicz, by Sarah Purser

Friday, November 30, 2018

Tonight, the Irish journalist Mary Kenny has a play on at the Irish Cultural Centre. Entitled Dearest Old Darling, it’s based on letters sent between the Dublin feminist, socialist, communist, Sinn Fein MP (elect, but never sitting) Constance Markievicz – née Gore-Booth – and her sister Eva. My great-great-great-aunt, Sarah Purser, portraitist, landscape artist, and […]

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NEWS AT A GLANCE #4

Thursday, November 29, 2018

No alternative facts to see here, people! — For Queen Mob’s Tea House

Filed in Journalism, NEWS AT A GLANCE | Tagged anatomy, army, asbestos, Barbara Cartland, bathrooms, books, children, dairy, dancing, death, dreams, England, French, George VI, incarceration, insanity, Kaiser Wilhelm, lions, meteorology, music, Nelson Evening Mail, Norfolk Showground, Queen Mob's Tea House, Royal Norfolk Show, rugby, Russians, Saigon, satire, Spinoza, St Leonard, Tacques Tati, the Blitz, the internet, trombone, Tula Province, vodka | Comments (0)

Bleak Howzat!?— Charles Dickens pays a visit to The Cricket Club

Monday, November 26, 2018

(in loving memory of its former incarnation) . Colombo. The Galle and Pallakele matches lately over, the series lost, and the selectors falling back on Maitland Place in hopes of inspiration for the third and final test. The last of the erratic rains now gone, the water in the half-uncovered sewers stagnant, rank with garbage. […]

Filed in Fictions | Tagged Australia, Bambalapitiya, Bata, bats, buses, chicken, Cinnamon Gardens, Colombo, cricket, crows, Dickens, dogs, Don Bradman, Eden Gardens, frangipani, Galle Pallakele, Greg Chappell, Havelock Town, hotels, Ian Botham, India, Lion lager, Lord's, Maitland Place, Mount Lavinia, Muttiah Muralitharan, Newlands, newspapers, parties, R Premadasa International Cricket Stadium, school, Shane Warne, Slave Island, Sri Lanka, the British Council, the Chinese, The Cricket Club Café, the English, The Oldie, the West Indies, Wasim Akram | Comments (2)

Russian proverb

Sunday, November 25, 2018

A pike there is lives in the lake. His job’s to keep the carp awake.

Filed in Poetry, Translation | Tagged fish, proverbs, Russian, The Pikey Laureate | Comments (0)

Howl (after Ginsberg)

Saturday, November 24, 2018

I saw the best memes of my generation.

Filed in Poetry | Tagged (after), Allen Ginsberg, memes, Poetry, The Pikey Laureate | Comments (0)

NEWS AT A GLANCE #3

Thursday, November 22, 2018

A little bit more idiocy from around the global village. — For Queen Mob’s Tea House

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Subterranean Homesick Baroque – after Dylan

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Johnny’s in the basement, mixing up the medicine. I’m on the toilet, downloading Handel operas.

Filed in Non-fictions | Tagged (after), Bob Dylan, GF Handel, micro-non-fiction, music, opera, pharmacy, Pikey Laureate, the internet | Comments (0)

NEWS AT A GLANCE #2

Thursday, November 15, 2018

The Spanish Inquisition, and other matters unexpectedly arising. — For Queen Mob’s Tea House

Filed in Journalism, NEWS AT A GLANCE | Tagged Angola, anthems, Bosnia, Brazil, cricket, Croatia, De Selby, death, Denmark, Ecuador, film, Finland, Fox News, France, Germany, Greece, Guinea, Guyana, Haiti, housing, Hungary, Israel, Italy, Laos, libraries, money, Mongolia, Nelson Evening Mail, Nepal, New Zealand, November, peace, Portugal, Queen Mob's Tea House, rainbows, religion, roosters, satire, Senegal, sex, sexting, Spain, Spike Lee, Switzerland, Tajikistan, the Forth Bridge, the Marseillaise, the Victorians, Tonbridge School, train-travel, Trinidad and Tobago, trousers, UK, Venezuela, writing, Yorkshire | Comments (0)

NEWS AT A GLANCE #1

Thursday, November 8, 2018

A lad named Rogers, and other true-ish stories. — For Queen Mob’s Tea House

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All fact up

Monday, November 5, 2018

Trailer for the ‘new’ and ‘improved’, all-singing-no-dancing, NEWS AT A GLANCE – coming soon to a Queen Mob’s Tea House near you! — For Queen Mob’s Tea House

Filed in Journalism, NEWS AT A GLANCE | Tagged air travel, America, anthems, Austria, children, death, Donald Trump, Dutch, Hinduism, Johannesburg, marriage, Nelson Evening Mail, New Zealand, Queen Mob's Tea House, satire, singing, sleep, translation | Comments (0)