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Category Archives: Non-fictions

Same, same

I buy books on Africa the same way my mother buys books on Ireland. (I don’t read them the same way.)

The euphoria of turning 18

is now more than 12 years behind me.

Hierarchy

The taxi-drivers down the gym  talk of twenty-grand watches. Mine is a Casio – five bucks, from Cambodia.

Brag

Give me a phone and an e-mail account and I can get any woman into bed. Almost any woman. Any literate woman. With an above-average sense of humour. And a penchant for high-wire irony. Any woman I want.

Mortehoe

My girlfriend cuts mushrooms in time with the radio and I think back an hour to the cliff-edge and the cemetery: the US Army captain … WWII … Korea … d.1984 and a grey stone heart – DOREEN.

NB: to the ex

You always had such a low opinion of my opinion of you.

Unhappy endings

A. I’m not one of those women who goes crazy… down there. Q. i) Why? ….ii) Why not? ….iii) … How do you know?

Thoughts on air travel

I If your children do not go to church or read tales of Greek heroes you will need to take them on a plane to learn the meaning of ‘descent’. II The aeroplane toilet is the nearest thing we have now to a mythical beast.

Plan

I do not intend to grow old in a house full of pot-plants and prints.

Brief lives: Shaka

King Shaka of the amaZulu (1787-1828) conquered the Butelezi, (the Zulus,) the eLangeni, the Butelezi (again), the Mtetwa, the Quabes, the Ndwandwe, the Tembu, the Cunu, and the Ndwandwe (for a second time) – and was killed by his brother.