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Category Archives: Poetry

Russian proverb

Sunday, November 25, 2018

A pike there is lives in the lake. His job’s to keep the carp awake.

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Howl (after Ginsberg)

Saturday, November 24, 2018

I saw the best memes of my generation.

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“A pair of…”

Saturday, October 27, 2018

‘dumplings’
‘dumpling’
‘dump’

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Mumsnet

Friday, July 13, 2018

‘Breast milk substitute is the best milk substitute!!’

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Monday, 28th May

Monday, May 28, 2018

Bank holiday sun. The home-improvers chatter in their hammered morse.

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‘amusingly’

Sunday, April 15, 2018

I a ….s ….w ….z am ….an ….11am ….a.m. amu ….any ….anu ….aim amus ….anus ….Maus ….amid amusi ….amusingly ….amusing ….amuse amusin ….amusingly ….amusing ….maudlin amusing ….amusingly ….abusing ….causing amusingl ….amusingly ….amusing ….ganising amusingly ….amusing ….agonisingly ….vanishingly . II a ….s ….w ….z am ….an ….11am ….and amu ….any ….anu ….Amy amus ….anus ….amid ….Maus […]

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He drinks a whiskey almost every night

Thursday, February 22, 2018

He drinks a whiskey almost every night. He says: “It gives me dreams, but keeps me reg’lar.”

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This Is Just To [CIA]

Sunday, December 3, 2017
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Mortality 101 – or; Catullus at the graveside

Saturday, November 11, 2017

The Oldie runs my poem for the Armistice commemorations. — For The Oldie

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Late-summer afternoon

Friday, August 18, 2017

Kids cricket, lambs out, blackberries in the hedgerows. A rope-like dog-turd.

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