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A blind chameleon cannot change its colour.
— The Nelson Evening Mail, July 17 1908
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Nobody ever thinks they’re stupid.
All homes bear ethnic odours.
Some bags look the same.
There’s no point putting shackles on Quinton de Kock.
You don’t get many Mini Eggs for a pound no more.
The UK is leaving the European Union.
There is a place called ‘Yarm’.
This generation of alpacas are certainly at home in the Amber Valley.
Bruno Mars is auditioning for the role of Michael Jackson.
The word ‘mortgage’ comes from the French for ‘death pledge’.
If you spit blood you may have gum disease.
Canada keeps maple syrup in its global strategic reserves. It costs 30 times the price of oil.
Extreme weather conditions may extend response time.
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