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The King has a collection of 170 curious walking sticks. One is made from one of the piles of old London Bridge.
— The Nelson Evening Mail, Wednesday, April 10 1907
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All the best people are born in October.
In Moldova (and Czechoslovakia), ‘carp’ is spelled ‘crap’.
In 1492 Native Americans discovered Columbus lost at sea.
Exultant language is reserved for the mountains.
Ye cannae shove yer granny off the bus.
You can get syphilis through wooden spoons.
Real men wear real clothes.
Termite baiting is currently in progress.
Max Hastings is the author of 27 books, most about conflict.
Not all of Mozart’s paintings were perfect.
Scotland have been knocked out of the Rugby World Cup.
One of the known properties of honey is that it drips.
Some Russian villages purposely elect the village idiot.
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