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During one year a high police official in New York was offered £120,000 in bribes to “look the other way.”
— The Nelson Evening Mail, Tuesday, June 22 1909
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The night is chilly to a man without clothes.
You get a free tote bag if you subscribe to almost anything.
Sussex folk have few superstitions.
There are four benefits to sleeping with a garlic clove under your pillow.
Half a ducat is what monarchs pay their whores.
Only one man ever shook Thomas Mann’s hand.
The English have always been uniquely torn.
There is an Irish cricketer named after Pocahontas.
Towns are attractive to the discontented.
Glasgow University is stamping out rabies.
Elephants use their long noses to climb trees (but only when nobody’s looking).
Because the Lonely Planet says it, doesn’t make it so.
The great game is finished when everyone is dead.
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