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MILFs & Boon

Thursday, July 22, 2021

Or; in the kitchen with my best mate’s mum . About mid-February last year, we were sitting around one afternoon, exchanging the usual disenchantments on the subject of St Valentine’s Day, when my best mate’s mum casually dropped into conversation the fact that in her younger days she once co-wrote a book for Mills & […]

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Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Ah yes… the Chelsea game. I had been wond’ring. (My train is full of cunts.)

Filed in Poetry | Also tagged football, haiku, train-travel | Comments (0)