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Things, in retrospect, I probably shouldn’t have said to my girlfriend

Monday, January 23, 2012

# 34 I’m just saying, I kind of need a better offer if I’m not going to carry on reading my book…

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Mortehoe

Saturday, December 17, 2011

My girlfriend cuts mushrooms in time with the radio and I think back an hour to the cliff-edge and the cemetery: the US Army captain … WWII … Korea … d.1984 and a grey stone heart – DOREEN.

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Our little secret – 2

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

When you explain to your girlfriend that your London degree is as good as mine from Oxford, I say nothing, and hope you both think I’m on your side.

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pudendum

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

In the shower, my girlfriend makes me turn away while she shaves between her legs. Perhaps I’m supposed to believe her ex-‘s initials grow there naturally.

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