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The Pikey Laureate introduces Whitman to the high street

Monday, January 19, 2015

O ye women who go down unto the Co-Op in your onesies: What do you think you look like!?

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NB – To the driver of the ice-cream van

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

If you drive around here one more time while I am listening to Beethoven I swear I will come for you. Yours, etc.

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O, ye women disporting yourselves upon blankets!

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

O, ye women disporting yourselves upon blankets! Please stop it. I’ve work to do.

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To the agony aunt at The Lancet

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does my chestbone crack?!

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Afghan IV

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

  for Frank Ledwidge, Lt Cmdr (Ret.), RNR I came. I saw. I concurred.

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NB To a little brother (after Yeats)

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Tread softly because you’re treading on my Asterix!

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NB – Sports Direct

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Dear SportsDirect.com, Thank you for your stream of PRICE CRASH!! special offer e-mails, coming in approx. twice a day for the past 9 days. What I would really like, though, is the trainers I ordered more than a week ago. Please feel free to let me know when they are on their way. (E-mail will […]

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Note to self

Friday, March 2, 2012

Do not expect your friends to take your love poems seriously.

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NB: to the ex

Thursday, December 8, 2011

You always had such a low opinion of my opinion of you.

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Love not(e)

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

A. I love you. B. Fuck you.

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