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Takes two

Monday, December 5, 2011

When my girlfriend told me she’d cheated, I said that I had too. It seemed the quickest way to hurt her. And to spare her sorrow.

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Unhappy endings

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

A. I’m not one of those women who goes crazy… down there. Q. i) Why? ….ii) Why not? ….iii) … How do you know?

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Interview(ed)

Thursday, June 9, 2011

(for the British School in Colombo yearbook 2010/11) 1. So, what’s with the beard? After I graduated from the War Studies Faculty at KCL I rather fancied myself as a war correspondent, so I grew the beard. Then I just rather fancied myself. 2. We somehow get the impression that you are always very sarcastic […]

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Periodically

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

About once a month our sex-life tails off, and I wonder if she doesn’t love me any more.

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Tender

Friday, January 21, 2011

Life with me will be bad for your sleep wallet liver relationship with your parents/friends chances of getting into heaven* (though not necessarily in that order). But I’d like to think it’s still worth a shot. * optional

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The act of love (pace Roger McGough)

Friday, January 21, 2011

The act of love is to love what engineering is to physics – application, relevance, without which there’d not be much point.

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L’elisir d’amore

Monday, January 17, 2011

To celebrate her going on the pill we uncorked a good bottle of wine.   Afterwards, I couldn’t get it up.

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